Even though reality is right in front of them.Īnd most of their beliefs are straight-up bizarro-insane. Heck, they can’t find reality with two hands, a sonar and a seeing-eye dog. Which means you have to assume they are in fact a cult, whose beliefs are so powerful they can’t see reality with a periscope. To understand the complete insanity of this, you have to enter into the complete insanity of their beliefs. Having survived TB and small pox, I believe in vaccines) stole ‘my body my choice’ because we have a new slogan ‘Just Say Abortion'” Which might be more mentally deficient than “Just say Vagina” and that’s a lot. These are also the people - through their proactive Moloch feeding branch, Planned Parenthood - who said it was okay that “Anti-Vaxxers” (I beg to differ. I immediately started riffing on “Ultra Maga, Assemble! By our combined powers, we’ll take back our land” and I’m sure I wasn’t the only one. I mean, if they’d been paid to come up with a cool name for the new Republicans they couldn’t have done better. I’ll point out that these are the people who spent six months coming up with a slogan that would totally turn the nation against their opponents, and probably get everyone behind their program forever, and came up with… Ultra MAGA. Most people looking at it are going: Was that supposed to be serious? A minority are going “Was that supposed to accomplish something?” And a considerable number are going “Was that the unleashing of the dogs of war?” I wonder why Brandon won’t grow the mustache already? BUT still clown show.) (Okay, okay, clown show designed by Leni Riefenstahl, and probably with Brandon’s suit tailored by Hugo Boss. So, what’s my take? Well… I’m still spending my nights awake, and it certainly wasn’t the clown show speech. (This is very funny, though: The Week in Pictures: Leni Riefenstahl Edition) Practically everyone had a take on this, and even though Powerline tried to be its usual restrained self on it, even they sounded like it was really hard to type around their jaws which were hanging all the way to the floor. Like, take the paper of Record, the Babylon Bee, and page down to the Biden Swallows Cyanide Capsule In Underground Bunker. I’d give it, I would, except other people have done it so monumentally better. Someone said they wanted my take on Dork Brandon’s Power of the Shrill speech.
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